{"id":6,"date":"2012-03-10T12:36:12","date_gmt":"2012-03-10T12:36:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lovingthespider.net\/?page_id=6"},"modified":"2012-04-21T21:31:50","modified_gmt":"2012-04-21T21:31:50","slug":"when-all-she-had-was-700-a-m","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/lovingthespider.net\/?page_id=6","title":{"rendered":"When All She Had Was 7:00 A.M."},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"width:380px; float: left; padding-right: 10px; display: inline;\" class=\"post_column_1\"><p>\n<div style=\"color:#FFFFFF; font-size:large; background:#75260C;\">\n<br clear=\"all\" \/><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nWHEN ALL SHE HAD WAS 7.00 A.M.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>She sits there<br \/>\naged beyond<br \/>\nher age<br \/>\nat someone<br \/>\nelse&#8217;s table.<br \/>\nBlouse<br \/>\nhanging loose<br \/>\nleaning<br \/>\nshe says, Come<br \/>\nclose, I have<br \/>\nsomething to show<br \/>\nyou.<\/p>\n<p>The faucet&#8217;s<br \/>\ndripping.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lovingthespider.net\/?page_id=407\" title=\"underwaterindex\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lovingthespider.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/spiderbkg.gif\" alt=\"underwaterindex\" title=\"spiderbkg\" width=\"100\" height=\"90\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21\" \/><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><br clear=\"all\" \/>\n<\/div>\n<p><\/div><br \/>\n<div style=\"width:380px; float: left; padding-right: 10px; display: inline;\" class=\"post_column_1\"><p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lovingthespider.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/pier_01.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"pier_01\" width=\"380\" height=\"238\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1026\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lovingthespider.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/pier_01.jpg 380w, https:\/\/lovingthespider.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/pier_01-300x187.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 380px) 100vw, 380px\" \/><BR \/><\/p>\n<h4>SU: We were not popular with security at Banff. There was no smoking in the studio and of course Ahasiw and I were walking chimneys. So a guard barged in late one night, and Ahasiw starts into righteous indignation mode because we were (ahem) burning sweet grass for cleansing.<\/p>\n<p>He could talk the balls off a brass monkey and the guard was going for it. But I needed to breathe, and exhaled a massive lungful of DuMaurier. <\/p>\n<p>Silence for a beat, then Ahasiw starts in on the sacred role of tobacco in native culture. At which point the security guard throws up his hands and leaves. And I fell off my chair laughing.<\/p>\n<p>This poem, by the way, is by Greg Daniels.<\/h4>\n<h4> AP: And of course there was the time he passed out in a stairwell at the Banff Centre. A security guard found him and thought he was dead, ran to call 911. When the guard returned Ahasiw was gone\u2026<br \/>\nThat may or may not have been a few minutes before the time someone found him crawling across the parking lot.<\/h4>\n<p><\/div><div style=\"clear: both;\"><\/div><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-6","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovingthespider.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovingthespider.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovingthespider.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lovingthespider.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lovingthespider.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/lovingthespider.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1931,"href":"https:\/\/lovingthespider.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6\/revisions\/1931"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovingthespider.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}